18 Comments

You show a donkey's what?

Posted by marchant @ 12/18/2003 06:34 PM CST

what i meant to say was i show donkey's

Posted by the donkey expert @ 12/18/2003 02:42 AM CST

'donkey shower'...that sounds disturbing.

Posted by marchant @ 12/17/2003 08:42 PM CST

no, i am not a donkey farmer. however, as a lad i grew up on a farm in the rolling fields of east tennessee. we had two donkeys, Lester and Fester, and they were the closest friends i had. after they passed away, i made a vow to research the unique and fascinating animals that donkeys truly are and tell the world about their greatness. currently i am founder and president of the Donkey Showers of America. (donkey's from around the world come to compete for the title based on appearance, intelligence and talent.) well, if you have any other questions please let me know.

Posted by the donkey expert @ 12/17/2003 08:06 PM CST

1) Fine, Kevin. I give up.

2) How do I keep from falling off?

3) Donkey expert, are you a donkey farmer?

4) What's with the drop-off in comments?

Posted by marchant @ 12/17/2003 07:02 PM CST

Why in the heck are we talking about llamas? donkeys are the most beautiful and intelligent creatures on the face of this earth and have failed to be mentioned for way too long now!!! respect the donkeys!

Posted by the donkey expert @ 12/16/2003 02:33 AM CST

You are way too close to falling off Marchant

Posted by johnny fairplay @ 12/15/2003 07:18 PM CST

Llamas are just donkeys with long necks. HAAAAAAAWWWW!

Posted by A Donkey @ 12/15/2003 07:10 PM CST

Alright marchant, you may be a llama expert, but are you a buff yet? We'll see.

My question, marchant, is composed of three parts:

a) Who was the Winner in 1998 North American Llama and Alpaca Show in the Alpaca Suri Best Luster category? and what was his score?

b) When is the best time to give a llama a maicure and explain it's detailed relationship to the metatarsal gland and the tarsal gland in regards to the NALA Show? and

c) How long before the NALA Show in 1998 had the answer to question a) had a manicure and by which famous llama manicurist?

Posted by Llama buff @ 12/15/2003 01:58 PM CST

you forgot to mention that I won Mafia, for the first time ever! I have spent months at being good and telling the truth every single mafia game leading up to this one. man it felt good.

Posted by kev @ 12/15/2003 12:59 PM CST